It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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