plz talk dirty to me
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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