Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
