I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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