fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
