weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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