So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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