I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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