Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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