belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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