some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
birth control should be required to get into college
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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