yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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