We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
