Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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