i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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