There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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