so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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