and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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