she woke up with a sticky ear
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just puked most of my soul out..
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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