That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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I need you to use more vowels.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize