I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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