Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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