Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
