Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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