Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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