I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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