I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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