But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize