Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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