I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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