so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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