i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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