If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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