hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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