you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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