It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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