Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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