sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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