that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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