I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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