What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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