she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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