Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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