Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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