I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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