Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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