Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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