I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just blew my weed a kiss
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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