Pants 0. Shit 1.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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