Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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