I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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