i think my mom watched the whole time
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
They took my balls.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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