is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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