is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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