508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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